Story of a Zoo....Part I

A lot of people will feel offended by my heading. But it was a zoo in different sense. Rooms were like zoo. 2 or 3 animal in a cell. Every cell was different from other cell and every animal was different from other animal i.e. every one was different from each other. The comparison ends here. There is so much to write that you can't decide what you should write and what you shouldn't. 4 years i.s a long duration.I will start from my day one and will try to remember all people whom I can remember.If I miss our any,please don't take it personal because there were so many people around.

The first person I knew was Chandan Soni(OYE). His name would have brought smile on most of the people's face. quite different and quite aggressive. I was his roommate and he was always on phone.He always consider himself as our senior.

The next person I knew was Rajat Sharma(Googi), he was my class mate in FE3 and was very proud of having a virtual senior Shalendra Yadav(Burbak). Rajat always want to do something different and wants to be popular among seniors. He use to always tell about his IIT score card and his kota stories. He has brought a levis jeans and a adidas t-shirt and he never forgot to tell everyone how much it costs.

Then I meet Adhir kumar popular know as BBL, he was a easy going man His mouth is shut for only 8 hr a day i.e. when he was sleeping. And his favourate dialog was "ab bharati mein aa gaya ho, bach ke rehna." , "tu janta nahi hai tu kaha aa gaya hai. First year is toughest year, "Pass karna aasan nahi hai. Samhal ja ". These dialog really depressed all of us. His computer a popular source of entertainment for all. Some guys like rajat, chandan soni showed lot of authorities on his PC.BBL's village story and first year stories was a good time pass .His highly frequent and high frquency voice use to sometime irritate me lot. His roommate was Rakesh Kumar(rock lion -> baba),a man of few words " Adhir and Rakesh complements each other very well. They were always proud of being the first 2 chap to come to hostel.Baba use to buy a t-shirt , wear it for 20-25 days and use to throw those t-shirt back which was later taken by Shankar.Their room was a popular hang out place for hostel and it was visited by so called self proclaimed dons like amit(another baba, there use to be one baba at every corner of the campus.),mitti ka don, I don't remember his name.All these self proclaimed dons were good source of entertainment. Not to miss, Akash (Devdas) always giving a visit to know about his love. There was never a dull moment in that room.

Now coming back to man, which gave some of the most popular punch line of the our hostel days. Shalandra yadav. Shalandra with rajat formed a deadly combination. His stares were enough to cut the diamond in two halfs and I ran into him several time. BBL use to pump me up and I took him and he gave me back in his own style. He has his own way of speaking... bahut din se dakh rahe hai (i can't make it more italic ), yeh saap hai, ispe koi biswas nahi kijye, jyada data rekhne pe computer ka memory decay hota hai...His dialog were once more popular than that of shole.

I meet Vinay Choudhary,the Casanova of his village. He told a lot of stories of his village. Various girls and so on but he was extremely unsuccessful in pune.Then girls use to have terror of Janu in our gali. They knew that if they walk alone in night, janu will nick (takar mar dega) them. The terror continued for some months.

Next guy was Aashish, he was a tape recorder whose play was paced up. He use to tell 10 minute stories in 3-4 minutes with his typical accent. His aim was to have a girlfriend (ladki patana). Aashish and Janu has a rating system for girls. They use to rate girls in A+,A,B+..... Ashish use to always keep the girls in jeans, a notch higher than that of salwar suit. Aashish has great respect for seniors, who were so called don. Aashish use to butter all dons like Miti ka don, pankaj(are lauda),amit kumar(baba). He even gifted one of his shirt to baba , and baba said his famous dialog bachlash le mat socha ki hum bas gift lete hai , hum bhi gift denge. He is still waiting for that gift.

During those days, Dinesh Madan(Sheru) was in different mood. He was seen controlling television. No one dare to challenge his authority. I never saw him talking to anyone . He remain with himself and we called that state as rotation.

I haven't meet lot of people yet, some later turn out to my good friend. Sumant, Thappa, dinesh in detail, reshu :) ,tyagi, uncle, reddi sir etc.


This is my personal opium at that time about these person. A lot has changed by now. Every one has right to write his comments. Please feel free to appreciate or criticize me.

Hostel ki yadein

Let me take the opportunity to be the first one to express my thoughts.:-)
Being at NISS is one of the most wonderful experience i had in my last 5 years. Here i met some of my real good friends and yeah some or say many critics too..

I can't ever forget those days of third when we used to play cricket-2005, we used to fight each other and most interesting thing leg pulling.. the expert triplet in leg pulling(Janu, Bachlas and Bharati). Bharati ke faaltu ke fande ..lol

Kissi bhi topic ke baare me puchlo usse he cant say no "i dont know about this topic" kuch bhi lapetna chalu..

i remember few related to tyagy too.. But i think ki agar maine woh yahan metion kiye toh tyagy ko bura lagega..anyways will refrain myself from mentioning sour or sarcastic incidents but i'll definitely mention those in upcoming posts..


Aisa ho sakta hai ki NISS baat ho aur thapa ka jikr hi na ho..:D
jiski aajkal hostel me misaale di jaaty hai..Thapa ka Patil sir ke saath encounter (eventhough that was not at all related to hostel) toh college life ka most entertaining incident raha hai..sry thapa agar bura laga ho toh..lol

haan khatmalo ke baare me bhi bol hi deta hoon jinhone meri bahut neend udai hai..:D
main toh kehna chahunga ki agar aapka koi dushman hai toh uske bed pe le jaake 1-2 khatmal daaldo fir dekho neend haram ho jayegy uski..lol